A&D as Hair Gel?

My incredibly mischievous daughter took it upon herself to "wash" her hair today using - no, not shampoo...that would be too easy to rinse out - A&D ointment while she was supposed to be "going potty." Well, after two thorough scrubbings, I thought I had gotten it out, but no, it's still quite slick as I figured out once it was dry.

After two shampoos.
It's actually pretty stylish from the front.